Graffiti
Well...some thing to enlighten u....
Graffiti 1
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some b@stard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Washroom Graffiti 2
Here I sit Broken hearted
Tried to sh!t But only farted
Some one who had a different experience wrote...
Washroom Graffiti 3
You're lucky You had your chance
I tried to fart, And sh!t my pants!
Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets...
Washroom Graffiti 4
I came here To sh!t and stink,
But all I do Is sit and think.
Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......
Washroom Graffiti 5 - (Written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of environment advertisement...
Washroom Graffiti 6
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!
Washroom Graffiti 7
Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!
Washroom Graffiti 8
On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
Washroom Graffiti 9
A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool
Washroom Graffiti 10
Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way.
This should teach you a lesson...
Washroom Graffiti 11
Sign seen at a restaurant: The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly