Talk show parody and happiness

Alright, the whole ANT 101 class were kena lessoned nicely by Ms. Lim. According to her, our tutorial essay's answers are not up to the quality yet. She solemised the class atmosphere. Well nonetheless, ENL 101 today saved my day! I've experienced the single most hilarious lesson in ENL 101 or better say in ICSJ thus far. Again we were being assigned into groups where we will be given a task that required us to do up an off-air talk show in class. It can't be any funnier than this, my usual group was splitted and we were compelled to join other groups that we hardly hang out with. Goodness gracious I was in Melvin and Co.'s group which I didn't really like it but somehow it just turned out fine. Jasmine and Melvin both agreed that I have the potential gigolo's look -_-.And so our talk show topic was pertaining to prostitution, what else but the gigolo was me since they claimed that I have a sexy piercing on my cartilage. Is that even related? I shall not digress lol.

Anyways, we were the last group to do presentation and through out the whole lesson I was terribly roll-on-the-floor laughing like no one's business. Those peoples were just too creative and they came out with interviewing session with superheroes, pornstars, smokers...so crappy until Ms Kalai couldn't help but to tell us that she might just lose her job in a day due to our explicit topics. She wanted us to be like Oprah Winfrey, Ellen Degeneris, Tyra Bank, David Letterman but hell the effects were almost beyond laughable!

As for my group, I was forced to pretend that I'm having lotsa piercings on private parts and specialised in rich tai-tais hooking(damn gross)...so totally not me! Yang was the transsexual and he did a great job with all the namby-pamby body language and gimmicks, I can do better I guess :p.MK was the "pat gu" prostitute from China whereas Jasmine was the materialistic whore cum bling bling worshipping pros. who desires for infinity. Melvin was the emcee cos I didn't wanna talk since I'll most probably chunk out a lengthy impediment speech. And we got compliment from Ms Kalai! Haha, it's like unexpected and lame. My marks for ENL 101 assignment 3 weren't that good since it's a pair work and the time frame given was limited to the scheduled class hours. Bugged her for a kesian mark though haha...since she was in good mood today!

Guess nothing else much for today...my normal days are pretty boring and alone usually but still I need to be contented somehow if not I'll breakdown and getting emo again.

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Robotic routine of me : repetitively, college > home > gym > home > homeworks > sleep

My hands are full of blisters all thanks to the rowing machine that boost muscles on biceps.

Alas, bills bills bills! T^T

Glistening mirrorballs and chandeliers at The Loft.

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He slumped. He cheered. Momentary happiness. Breakdown. They wept. "Out. Leave me alone."

and so....

Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.

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"For everything there is a season,
And a time for every matter under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to seek, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
A time to tear, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate,
A time for war, and a time for peace."

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

This is a happy entry

Haven't been going to the gym for like few days already!And all I'm doing here is eating eating eating and still eating...gosh...my stomach is really bottomless now.Weight inclined at the same time T^T.

Anthro mid term this thursday is miserable, it's hard to comprehend all the food getting and economy system of those aboragines.Calculus is in new topic already and one more topic left to sum up the whole MAT 133...how instant and it seems like I've not been absorbing much from that also.Sad case!I'm all ready to retake MAT 133 since I left out a lot in MAT 132 which I didn't learn in A-level Pure Maths.Regret...

Anyways,went to OU today for the first time of the year I guess(since my OU kaki Steph. is not here this time around).Reached there pretty late and straight away hunted for food,nothing else(Shogun was jampacked with heads by that time and having an intolerant stomach certainly wouldn't allow me to wait any longer T^T).After dinner,what else's the best but to crave for dessert.One word,INDULGENCE and love it very much!Life can never be nicer than this XD...I am gonna gobble up the whole universe soon!

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Gloomy weather, I foresee a downpour...

Indeed -_-

PBD

Mediocre food at BBQ Plaza

Refraction

Herrrooow~your friendly foodie kaki on spree

Baked Apple Tart @ Bakerzinnnnnn, it tasted 1000 times better than its appearance.

Now you see it and now you don't.

Purity under the twilight

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I got so super potong-steamed cos strawberry shortcake being their creme de la creme bakery was sold out AGAIN :( other than that were either less appealing to my taste bud or darn fattening.

Thanks to certain someone who has been accompanying me along for food and all the gabbings.You know who you are la although you nearly got me jeopardised today! I never regret of knowing you for so many years and time flies. Best of luck on all your assignments and future undertakings! I will never be left out with a soulmate as such ^^ and the other miserable one as well haha!A friend in need is a friend indeed.Thx for all the companions...sounds weird aye?!Just get used to my civility from now on.

PS : Saw this lady talking on phone in the train with thunderous voice like no one's business while choking on her apam balik!Hell, I thought we are not supposed to eat or drink on train?!What on earth was it?Malaysia has certainly got no rules.I wish I had the courage to approach her and shove my socks into her mouth in the school of manner and then bona fide wipe the apam balik all over her hideous face for the interest of the public.*roll eyes and proceed to walk on nonchalantly*.Damn you know how stinky our trains are yet still couldn't help but contribute more to make it worse.I think we should run a campaign to urge fellow Malaysians on putting deodorants or perfumes in the public as well.Honestly,I don't hate smells but to make an exception,I hate foul smells especially in a cabin with dense passengers(KTM in particular) and I can't stand people who practically burp in your face or somewhere around you. We shall send all these peoples to the gas chamber for good,if not fart in their face with the best you can.

PPS : Mark is selling perfume in The Curve finally(Jean Paul Gaultier and Bvlgari)!Go support him for all you can la...cos he will get all his commissions and half of his paycheck belong to me... :D Somehow I'd still prefer Mont Blanc series,Dunhill series and DKNY all the apples that I supposed missing from his shelf.

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Each friend represents a world in us,a world possibly not born until they arrive,and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.

True friend is never serene and remember that every good friend was once a stranger!

Honesty and truthfulness = best policies in friendship