Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Talk show parody and happiness

Alright, the whole ANT 101 class were kena lessoned nicely by Ms. Lim. According to her, our tutorial essay's answers are not up to the quality yet. She solemised the class atmosphere. Well nonetheless, ENL 101 today saved my day! I've experienced the single most hilarious lesson in ENL 101 or better say in ICSJ thus far. Again we were being assigned into groups where we will be given a task that required us to do up an off-air talk show in class. It can't be any funnier than this, my usual group was splitted and we were compelled to join other groups that we hardly hang out with. Goodness gracious I was in Melvin and Co.'s group which I didn't really like it but somehow it just turned out fine. Jasmine and Melvin both agreed that I have the potential gigolo's look -_-.And so our talk show topic was pertaining to prostitution, what else but the gigolo was me since they claimed that I have a sexy piercing on my cartilage. Is that even related? I shall not digress lol.

Anyways, we were the last group to do presentation and through out the whole lesson I was terribly roll-on-the-floor laughing like no one's business. Those peoples were just too creative and they came out with interviewing session with superheroes, pornstars, smokers...so crappy until Ms Kalai couldn't help but to tell us that she might just lose her job in a day due to our explicit topics. She wanted us to be like Oprah Winfrey, Ellen Degeneris, Tyra Bank, David Letterman but hell the effects were almost beyond laughable!

As for my group, I was forced to pretend that I'm having lotsa piercings on private parts and specialised in rich tai-tais hooking(damn gross)...so totally not me! Yang was the transsexual and he did a great job with all the namby-pamby body language and gimmicks, I can do better I guess :p.MK was the "pat gu" prostitute from China whereas Jasmine was the materialistic whore cum bling bling worshipping pros. who desires for infinity. Melvin was the emcee cos I didn't wanna talk since I'll most probably chunk out a lengthy impediment speech. And we got compliment from Ms Kalai! Haha, it's like unexpected and lame. My marks for ENL 101 assignment 3 weren't that good since it's a pair work and the time frame given was limited to the scheduled class hours. Bugged her for a kesian mark though haha...since she was in good mood today!

Guess nothing else much for today...my normal days are pretty boring and alone usually but still I need to be contented somehow if not I'll breakdown and getting emo again.

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Robotic routine of me : repetitively, college > home > gym > home > homeworks > sleep

My hands are full of blisters all thanks to the rowing machine that boost muscles on biceps.

Alas, bills bills bills! T^T

Glistening mirrorballs and chandeliers at The Loft.

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He slumped. He cheered. Momentary happiness. Breakdown. They wept. "Out. Leave me alone."

and so....

Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.

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"For everything there is a season,
And a time for every matter under heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
A time to plant, and a time to pluck up what is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
A time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
A time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to throw away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
A time to embrace, And a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to seek, and a time to lose;
A time to keep, and a time to throw away;
A time to tear, and a time to sew;
A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate,
A time for war, and a time for peace."

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8