Friday, September 26, 2008

Work

I think by the time I got my first payroll hor I will be in great debt edi and the gaji will be used to toh tiap the uncontrollable expenditure due to the psychological equation of working = more $ = higher consumption = sure no problem cos got income! But in reality it is working = more $ = higher consumption = liquid inflow (equal or less than) outflow = DEBT!

Cos you see, I just started working for 3 days and I had already spent 3 figures on my dinner for that 3 days alone. 3 auspicious it may sound but it's only an innocent numerical symbol which can be pronounced differently as three, tiga, san1, san, sam, sa, tres...so don't infuse some arbitrary meaning into it! If this shall continue, habis habis lah gaji!

I think I can sack my boss edi in that case and we shall see (note : i never ask you to see alright cos it sounds wrong if i put "i shall see").

On the other hand, the uptake of fat/carb/calories sudah mencecah langit but then the consumption still subject to stalemate or worse still unbecoming!!!

I'm feeling 100kg now. Holy shitake! And my looooooooooooong break is coming soon, I'm anytime expecting this body to kembang hingga ketakterhinggaan then explode into pulp during that interval. Bye everyone wtf.

Oh parents will be coming up during Raya to pit stop over KL and then proceed to fly on to timbuktu! No la but then they are going for group tour with saudara mara, cucu cici sekalian and godparents, all but me. Very weep worthy I reckon. But nvm la since this kinda damage can be compensated by anything of monetary value or the like ANYTIME but still...I'm getting emo now.

Don't know if it's just me or what but I always have paradox feelings that part of me wish to be busy like bee but part of me want to be lazy like khinzir, hehe I like to make lame metaphor. Anyways, I guess by keeping myself occupied is not bad an idea better than splurging all the free time mengukur jalan, sai meng.

And so I vow to thee, I must rajin-rajin bergym to melangsingkan badan cos a lot of my close friends are signing up (there I was talking about quitting!), but to hell FF, I'm paying 1.5 times more than they are paying all this while, seriously, if I was born with enough middle fingers, I'd give each and every one of their staffs a friendly gesture from the bottom of my heart (read : fuck their double standard price scheme). If I can just sue them and claim back my retrospective losses, this life will be one step closer to becoming millionaire. And if you think it's funny it's not.

Gracious, we're going to Taman Negara later! Pray for me so that I won't be chopped, minced and eaten up by some disgusting looking paleolithic ogres that came right out from WrongTurnToDeadEnd. It's sooooooooooooooooo impulsive ok, the time from suggestion to decision probably took 1 hour and another few more hours into action. Blame noone, that's our modus operandi afterall.

Before I forgot, sempena musim perayaan, hereby wishing all the Muslims in the world a happy Hari Raya Aidilfitri! I want kuih raya! And is it true where we need to see if the moon appears on the last day of Puasa to decide whether the next day's a Hari Raya? Pardon my ignorance but rumour has it that this actually happens but there's hardly any mention to it.

I personally think that one of the Raya songs which goes like "sudilah rasa kuihku dengan rendangya sekali..." is very high spirited. Haha I must listen to this song in office everyday in order to keep up my pace lo. And believe it or not, I never been to any ramadhan bazaar at all this year (haih i think i should migrate la damn malu can)! I know it's one of the 7 greatest sins on earth but once I get involved I will proceed to commit another greatest sin, gluttony. Le sigh. And guess what's my breakfast for tomorrow? Nato + white rice + miso paste, another weep worthy case but it's healthy la nonetheless and should be made as staple meal in Malaysia lo. But then I wish I can wake up to the aroma of rendang, ayam merah, nasi briyani, nasi kunyit, laksa Johor, all the gulam-gulam...etc EVERYDAY!

Now kill me.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Susuk

Don't know why it turns out like this.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

STUPIDESTEST LIVING DISASTER REPORTING IN FOR A PUBLIC APOLOGY

Why on earth was I so blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *please rollllllll your tongues* ?

I was dumbfucked cos I thought I lost my house key upon reaching doorstep.

I called Charles for help, crashed at his place and burned 20 bucks of cab fees mind you midnight surcharge applied (was supposed to be frugal or so I told myself)!

Called Mr. Leong for help as well to ask for spare keys, cracked our heads whole night to sort things out.

Called FF M.Axis for lost and found but to no avail (of cos).

And basically the whole world was involved in my fiasco!

So after dragging my weary soul back in my room finally (infinity thanks to Mr. Leong, if not I'd be reaching home at 3 am),

when I opened up my gym bag, LO AND BEHOLD.........

THAT FREAKING HOUSE KEY IS NO WHERE BUT HERE INSIDE MY GYM BAG THAT I'D BEEN LUGGING AROUND WHOLE FREAKING DAY!

Miserably stranded for 5 freaking hours outside for fuck's sake.

My deeeeeeeeeeeepest apology to everyone, I should be eliminated, sorry to all, your mothers, your fathers, your neighbours' cats, your maids, your friends, your friends' parents and your ancestors. I'm so not worth.

When have I became such a great joker on earth. Far more greater than you can ever imagined. Seriously no joke.

Alright, gonna turn in now. Today I must sleep on cold hard sea of needles to repel my sin, really, don't stop me.

Kthxbye.

Friday, September 19, 2008

历史.歴史.역사.история.Sejarah

Click on the link.

Unit 731

Gruesome?

Without the past there won't be present.

That's why we LEARN from the past to MOVE ON.

"Today cannot be turned into a real tomorrow if you believe that the future is just a repetition of the past." (Carl Jung)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

080917

Hello...*knocks*
Yesterday was the "supposed" September 16 and today is the 17th already (2008 Anno Domini).
Did the world shatter a single bit at this platform where we spill our blood?
No?
Understandably,
Dodgy words from some past-prime ministers (self proclaimed leader of the people) are merely psychological tactic that prone to failure.
It's rather a handy tool to arouse unstable emotion among people.
Who do they think they are again?
God?
Come on, we are not even that mature and civilize yet to comprehend the sacred meaning of God's existence.
What?
Think God will jump around euphorically if He sees witless gender segregation, dog eats dog, power struggle, etc.
Do we really understand what He's trying to convey?
Wait! We are not supposed to understand God, He's omnipotent and superior among everything. Then how do we know what He wants in that case?
How do people interpret prophecies, mantras, epiphanies, God's signs and came about all these imaginary obligations?
How sure do you think we are going to be better off under different ruling?
Is our saving accounts going to bloom simultaneously with a better economy PROMPTLY?
It is not who's ruling that matters.
As long as it's people for people, Malaysians for Malaysians.
As long as you can keep up with your work.
Actualize those promises and substantiate those claims.
The working is fundamental, the manning process and people came along mystified it with personal interests. (Man never greed for less, face it)
Why does true democracy equivalent to terrorism and needs to be suppressed by overaged means of sustaining civil order?
The application of ISA shows how weak our current government in handling problems.
Cos you see, it's easy, if you talk bad about me, I will throw you into dark rooms in order for you to have a taste on your words without giving you any valid reasons for the detention.
It's constitutional afterall.
You can sound and argue but it's the LAW.
It favours dictatorship and nurtures weak goverment.
Tyrannic and obsolete but useful for that kind of ruler.
It's no wrong to use ISA to counter terrorism but merely voicing out facts and realities don't constitute to terrorism, it's a form of liberation and fundamental freedom to show how open minded our society can be in the sense that we pay heed when people point out our mistakes, learn from it but not bury our heads into ground.
In extreme cases, if we were to strictly follow "Dasar Pandang Timur", they'll have to admit their mistakes, kneel/bow down on national TV, shave to bald or sent packing altogether.
Aren't they lucky now to not instill this into our culture?
We are peace loving cos we are Malaysians.
But look what we've got instead...
Politicians mocking each others, put others down blindly, picking on trivial issues, magnifying silly remarks, being all vengeful.
Well lost is lost, this is what we voted, you are incompetent, good for nothing, come back 4 years later then.
Why do politicians making themselves look stupid nowadays instead of being the opposite?
So many crazy things happening and they are not even pushing the country forward.
Hello there, constructive critisms, constructive attitudes, read, CONSTRUCTIVE.
Right, we may achieve Vision 2020 in 12 years time virtually but it can never be factually if the current condition and system prevail.
2020.
Myth? Propaganda? Self-contented slogan? Soon-to-be fact?
Where are we heading?

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Happy Mooncake Festival thoughts

Do you know why I loathe Chinese wedding banquet?

First of all, it follows Malaysian time. Like for e.g. I just attended a distant relative's wedding a while ago that the organiser had informed beforehand to compel us to arrive at 7.00pm sharp with strong emphasis, so we thought this time might be an odd one and gave it a pass. Thus, we reached there 7.00pm hoping to start the dinner at 7.30pm sharp with lotsa butterflies fluttered inside. Little did we know that there were some VVVVIPs who took 1 hour to walk from lobby to restaurant's entrance, yes it was you Datuk Shahril (note : never bothered to find out the correct spelling of his name also). Thanks for abiding to the law of Malaysian time.

And when it's wedding banquet by Chinese, it means typical menu at a typical Chinese restaurant with typical folks. I love cold dishes platter but the rest is maximal bummer, well what else we can have aside from sharkfin soup after platter, chicken after sharkfin soup, fish after chicken, prawn after fish...yada. It's an unbiodegradable format and order that God knows who invented and I shall give a lethal kick on his fat-prone ass. Muesli bars that resemble chicken feedstuffs taste 2000x better.

Circumstance where your grandmother/mother will force you to address complete strangers or distant relatives intimately like been knowing for ages. The "yin chan yin chek" session. This is where all the pain in ass catching up happen.

Hopping around from table to table means socializing and paying respect right? And what if running out of topic? Fret not, with all the showy old folks around there's no such thing as lost of words. You will most likely be interrogated with a series of questions pertaining to your whole life. They are trying to know you thoroughly in let's see, 15 minutes? But wait, it's no harm to entertain those whereabouts, whatabouts, howabouts, etc questions, not until when they reveal their fangs and claws. A whole lotta underestimations! They just can't stop comparing everything from how much you earn to how much pubic hair you once had during your salad days as an outlet to flaunt in later conversation. It's like a batte of I-am-greater-than-you. Typical things you can hear : my son/daughter earn XXXXXXXX a month, my son/daughter is studying in XXXXXX Uni in XXXXX country, i'm going to XXXXX for vacation, my children/grandchildren bought me a RM XX XXX massage chair, my son/daughter just married to so and so and bought a house in XXX district, so and so is driving XXX car.........what more to say, typical I-wish-to-get-robbed conversation at banquet. Not that they sound really bad in real life but to draw it down to a simple conclusion, they are none of my businesses. Unless you are willing to make donation to real frugal cheapskate like me selflessly otherwise my saving account is not gonna hike up 10 folds upon hearing all your rubbish. Please don't be showy on the value of your material possession and well being, just bring along your personal values or start gossiping on so and so has XXX mmHg blood pressure, so and so has XXX mmol/L LDL level, and so and so has XX% of proteinurea. I know it's totally incoherent haha.

Noise pollution to max! Kids yelling like cacophonous sound machines, lame songs playing/singing, people scream their lungs out on toasting session ("yum seng")...I swear I can just reduce into dust particle and fly away from that place when either one of them is going on. i know la, the more the merrier but merrier doesn't have to come in the form of noise! Nuff said.

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There is no way press freedom and ISA can co-exist in any sense. To adopt First Amendment in this country is like an everlasting myth.

Our political scenario is so weep worthy isn't it? Don't you find it disgusting that some people can just put everything in country at stake to fight for more power for their own interests? To them, personal pursuit is more important than economic well being. He has lost his mind to power struggle. Now that you think he is much more eligible? Jijik. Think again. Hypocrites are all around.

Just let God cast apocalyptic curse upon us then there will be no more fightings after all the existence perished. Period.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

壁花小姐


She's your super dancing queen ala gua tai. Kthxbai.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Semester 5

Basically my semester 5 is gifted. Soft holiday, alhamdulilah.

Blame me not for I'm too free and feel obliged to butt-stick and hang around here for the time being.

Bad omen for weight control management, I just did some casual body fat % measuring and it came out with depressing result. Needless to say la, numbers don't lie. 1 whole month intake of assorted rubbish in absence of sufficient workout. In a nutshell, too much free time calls for a strong positive correlation with weight index that's it. Sad but true.

In conjunction with this hor...

I will be up for a job I think, any recommendation?

Willing to start work anytime next week.

Just wanna kill time, $ is not important.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Random wtfs

Party hopping for $ = doormat, tailgate, laughing stock and conformation for lousy people(so sad to see our country's administration being manipulated by some past-prime politicians, three cheers for dirty politics)

Cibai Students For A Free Tibet (SFT without the prefix C of cos) = biggest hypocrite on earth, it's neither pro-Tibet nor pro-Chinese, it's pro-Brainless(don't understand what will Westerners gain from a truly independent Tibet, more like distraction than solution).

Got an Ipanema flip flop for only $9.90 at IMM and it doesn't feel much different from Havaianas though, which the latter cost me around $50, yea unfortunately! And bought lotsa cheap stuffs from Daiso, man, this place is totally heaven on earth tailored for cheapskate like me who goes around nipping 平.靓.正 deals unabashedly. $2 STORE WIDE, who can resist?

College rang just now, have to move my ass back for enrolment otherwise pay for late enrolment penalty; FF sms-ed just now for my outstanding payment this month. Suddenly I need to rush back tomorrow instead of Sunday T.T

Gotta face all the hypocrites again.

Fuck this stupid world. Kthx.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Hanamizuki

Hitoto Yo + Hideaki Tokunaga (original version)


Hayley Westenra (cover version)

1 word,

SPECTACULAR!

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Of buaya and the Buaya...

I was being wakened from sleep this morning to hunt for seafood and visit relative at Johor Lama with the parents. Yes, visited that uncle who owns the croc. farm and that place has now turned into a tourist spot!

Luckily there weren't much Singaporeans around today, malls were calm, traffic was tame or at least better than Merdeka Eve which was a total disaster. Me and my kkls went to Danga Bay completely forgotten about the eve of Merdeka and got stucked in Jam for 1 hour along the coast together with rowdy crowd of Mat Rempits after chancing on the escort team of Tengku Mahkota Johor (TMJ) and Raja Muda Johor (RMJ) 10 minutes before that. It was a stalemate of good 1.5 hours on that very road that usually takes us only 10 minutes or so to reach the other end. The only common thing about the aforementioned people is they think the road belongs to their grandfathers. Hereby, a toast to our 51 years of nationhood, it seems that our fellow politicians' bellies are getting prominent these days whilst necessitating us with expenditure cutting suggestions that look like some real good deals we've been missing for long.

Nonetheless, we still love the tanah where we tumpah our darah.

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This bugger is damn cute (note : when it's still small and harmless). My face is weird I know.