Boring Analysis You Don't Wanna See

I am very spiritual and holy these days. Not only going temple, lighting candles, listening to religious songs, playing around with fragrance, I got obsessed to horoscope readings of late and look what I found on other website analysing my sign, Pisces. Well, it's in Chinese though and I don't think I am capable of translating them word by word thoroughly although lack of time is not a story, just bear with me.

The following extracts that are not remote to my real life personalities and encounters. Quite accurate you can say.

Pisces,双鱼座[水系]

-双鱼倾向当个受害者，被利用、被牺牲。有时你很难分辨，他们究竟是笨还是高贵？是圣人，
还是借着让他人对他们心存感激进而操控全局？也许两者皆有吧。
(Pisceses will easily fall prey to others with injurious intentions.)

-双鱼座有时又被称为「自我毁灭的星座」。他们通常具有相当的才能及梦想着自己是最幸运的
人。也正因此，他们的人生常常是失败的。
(Pisceses are better known as the "self-destructive" group because they aim things higher than their capabalities can ever be stretched. The higher they aim, the impact caused to them when they fall is reatively higher)

-对立星座——处女座
(Identical horoscope--Virgo, haha Charles is Virgo, it is no wonder why!)

-最需注意的星座——金牛座、狮子座、射手座、水瓶座
(Horoscopes that need to beware of--Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius. Ask yourself why then.)

-双鱼座位於黄道十二宫的最後一宫，集十一个星座的优点於一身，当然也汇集了十一种缺点，因此其复杂性和人格分裂性在十二星座中也位居第一。此外，双鱼座在所有星座中，也最容易受到外界的影响，他们生性敏感、思想脱俗但不切实际，常有逃避现实的倾向。出生图中其他行星的位置对这种与生俱有的弱点有正面或负面的影响。他们是敏感、仁慈、和善、宽厚、与世无争、温柔、多愁善感的纯情主义者，也是十二星座中最“多情”的一个。
(Pisceses are a group of romanticisms, emotionalisms, samaritans, philanthropists and known as the most helluva "sentimental" among all the horoscopes. Partly yes, but I have to doubt some of them.)

-总之这是一个充满神性、魔性、理解力，观察力强却又忧柔寡断、缺乏自信、神经质的（如果是女人则更是泪水做成的，女人中的女人）、自制力不强、又善变的像谜一般的星座。
(Pisceses are mysterious, wizard, considerate and discerning yet wishy-washy, lack in confidence and psychotic[for women] and fickle minded.)

-双鱼座的星座象徵，正是两只鱼各往相反的方向游，一只向上，一只向下；没有什麽比这幅画面，更能正确形容双鱼座的复杂性格了。
(Pisceses are having complex personality.)

-交上一个「感觉很对」的朋友，会使双鱼座的人感到「吾道不孤」而为之兴奋不已。但这并不能稍减他心中皂孤独感，仍认为人是互不相属的个体。即然孤独感存在，有其不可动摇的位置，久了，也成为一件平常事，没什麽好提的。他不热衷去解除这份孤独感，却不喜欢寂寞，因而常爱赖在一个温暖、愉悦的聚会场合，那的确使他快乐、容光焕发，他会做出让大家更开心一点的事，甚至以已娱人也在所不惜。老朋友爱他，新朋友则被他深深吸引。他不太会做出扫兴的事。当他被扫兴的时候，他不会怪你，仍然独立去完成想做的事。事後你你若问及，他还是会为你描述他的经历，口气淡淡的，但如果你表现得好奇，他可能会再补充说明一番，开始闪现出为你感到遗憾的神情。
(Pisceses get very attached/clicked to someone with similar feeling and sentiment but somehow they still feel lonely deep down and don't give much bothers to it. They don't like loneliness too. One word, PSYCHIC!)

-当一条鱼沈浸在自己的梦想之中，必可见其鳞片上闪耀着美丽的金光，而且鱼的梦，都是相当精致的。一厢情愿，是悲伤的。自我陶醉，是好笑的。自得其乐，则有益於身心，双鱼座很了解这一点。但是他的言行却仍会使人觉得他在一厢情愿或只不过是自我陶醉，这也许是和他专注於梦想又不怕别人嘲笑他梦想得太多有关。他衷心相信有外星人及存在但看不见的精灵。如果他精心挑选了一位算命师，会认真参考算命师为他算出来的一切。更不用说「超能力」和「第六感」对他的重要性了。他似乎常做出非理性的事，非理性得很感性，感性中又有一套他领悟出来的道理要跟你说。千万不要以为双鱼座是会听你布道的那种人。你得用他的规与逻辑来了解他，否则阴错阳差，在所难免。而，每一条鱼的思考方式都各有其独特、难以复制的风格。
(Pisceses often overly engrossed in doing things that seems odd and illogical to others but they may have their set of reasons in doing so which at the end of the day, seems logical .)

-幸运日礼拜五/幸运数字5,8/幸运地点海边或近水的城市)
(lucky day is Friday/lucky numbers are 5 and 8/lucky location are beaches or inshore cities. Ah 5 is so my number cos my surname meaning "5" too in Chinese. Psychic!)

-喜欢一切与水有与关的事游泳、夏天、海边、沙滩、度假村、下雨天, 酒精、白兰地、威士忌、鸡尾、葡萄酒、Pub、Coffee Shop、义大利式浓缩、美式速食、巴西、蓝山、曼特宁等等咖啡 　　金鱼缸、海底世界、花花草草、盆景、水族馆, 眼泪、汗水（运动)、喜怒哀乐、七情六欲 　　水彩、颜料、蘸水笔、香水、澡堂、叁温暖、温泉、冷泉、泰国浴、刨冰、火锅、泡面、．．．Nearly most of them, so I guess pretty justifiable!
(Basically in love with everything to do with water : swimming, summer, beach, chalet, rainy day, alcohol, brandy, whisky, cocktail, wine,pub, coffee shop, Italian chowder (Pasta e fagioli?), American fastfood, Brazil, Blue Mountain, all sorts of coffees, fish tank, alquarium, flowers, bonzai, tears, sweat, emo, watercolours, palattes, perfumes, shower hall, sauna, steambath, cold spring, shave ice, steamboat, noodles............)

-Ｂ型双鱼座的你，可说是感情重于理智的人，对所有周围的事情 都异常敏锐易感，对于别人的心思，即使是再细微之处，也能观察得 入木三分。 你很在乎别人的感情，一些细小的动作，就可让你思索很久。事实上，对方并没有特殊的含义，或许正因如此，你经常觉得容易受伤 害。 还有，你面对一件事时，可能前一刻还因害怕而显得阴沉，后一 刻却又表现出非常豁达的态度，所以，Ｂ型双鱼座的人，内心是高深 莫测的。
(Blood type B's Pisceses often being too emotional than reasonable, very sensitive towards things in surrounding in fact care to bit for a single most tiny particle in life. They very care about how people think that's why they get hurt very easily.)

-一般来说，Ｂ型双鱼座的你，比较重视精神生活，而不是物质生活的奴隶。
(B typed Pisceses prefer to a meaningful life with more mental intake than indulging in materialistic world and stuffs)

-你对美及艺术有很敏锐的感觉能力及表达能力，但对现实生活却 采取漠视的态度，是追求美与梦想的艺术家。
(Spitualism inside but hardly express them in a high profile manner in real life.)

- 你的兴趣多元化，涉猎面甚广泛，不过由于朝三暮四，喜新厌旧 的个性，使你在学习及兴趣上都无法始终如一。
(Having broad interests but good in none them cos being too fickle and get bored with something easily.)

-但是，你的缺点是无法拒绝别人的请求，有时会因此为自己增添 不少麻烦，宜小心衡量，勿使自己吃亏而不自知。
(Do not know how to turn down others.)

-对于每一回的爱情，你都非常执着，认真，堪称是个为爱情而献 身的热情之人。在恋爱的过程中，你只付出，不求回报，即使对方再任性，无理 ，你还是一本初衷地包容对方，真心对待，而且希望能时时刻刻与他 在一起一刻也不愿分离。
(Too devoted to a relationship, you give too much and more than you take even if your love one ill-treated you but you just believe in "love is blind" so much so that you swallow everything bad as well.)

-此型的你，只要一上街购物，保证你口袋空空地回来，遇到想买的东西，你一定会二话不说地买下来，也不管实不实用，需不需要。
(When the shopaholic in you triggers, you will splurge till you drop. You will buy things you like regardless of the practicality.)

Phew...my translations suck dick but you should roughly get what I mean.

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The bottomline :

Pisces is emotional and easily shattered and influenced by the dispositions of others. They like to dream impractical dreams. They let loose their love like water. Thus, there may be some distortions image of them to people that they are in fact flower hearted and promiscuous. They long for freedom and do things spontaneously, mood dependent. Artistic characters aka 艺术家个性.

Firstly, neither am I fall into the category of promiscuous nor flower hearted. Secondly, I don't dream or harbour dreams, in fact I hate dreams, cos they are illusion when you don't attempt to materialise them. Dreams are for wussers, not me. I am damn down to earth pragmatic can? I extend my capabilities to what I deem adequate to reach not beyond. Unless I work very hard, it's all up to me. I am emotional, YES I AM. Not a big deal too. Those people who seem stoic doesn't mean they are not emotional too, it's just that they are hiding their feelings to the surface. Nothing wrong to be emo. And damn! I am definitely very devoted to someone that I found similar sentiments and feelings, worst of all that can't pull myself out of it when the switch is on. I love to fathom people's mind and interpret them in my own way, thinking otherwise that that person could not have been thinking then get emo at the end of the day. I guess that's the single most apparent weakness in me. Haha?! Not funny.

Oh well, fact or fiction? Depends on how you gonna take it. I am 70% skeptical, 20% full trust, 10% consideration. I don't need psychic readings nor fortune tellings to determine what I will be in future and interrupt my decisions. Be them future well being, dispositions, personalities, relationships and yada yada, they all lie in your own hands. You are the one who determine your own life, not some other external sources to manipulate. And they will NEVER be. Make dream and don't live in it. Otherwise you could have be better off to sleep away, you dream when you sleep you see.

Alright, it's 7 am in the morning. Yet another sleepless night. I'm going out later tim! In midst of vampirising myself now. Gah!