Thursday, December 13, 2007

Horror-scope

Kei had just told me that when you find great disparities and inaccuracies between the readings of your horoscope and the "present" you, should refer to the "moon" side of you instead.

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Cos the arrangement of the standard set of horoscopes in sequence is based on where the "sun" located when you were born better known as the Sun Signs. However, if there are anomalies then you should refer to where the "moon" located then. According to my own sense, I think I've gathered some of the both qualities of Pisces and Taurus(the "moon" side of me). That said, I'm still leaning towards Pisces in general. *The qualities in Pisces and Taurus are completely opposite sometimes, so when you find that some of them in "sun" are too exaggerated, fill in the "moon" ones instead but then again, your primary sign is still according to the Sun Sign.* All in all, you are still what you are according to what you are in real life.

"Their psychic and spiritual qualities can lead them into careers in the church or as mediums and mystics....."

Oh, does that implies I'm having some innate potential to become priest, monk, preacher or 问米婆 ala the crook style then? Very de funny lor...

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Just imagine this,

Tris = the medium
Ah Huat = taikor who yearning to get rich overnight(I don't know but Ah Huat seems like a name who often get associated with this kinda metaphysical event.)

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Ah Huat : "Hokkee la, i want to tiok toto, 4D, 1+3D, magnum, chap ji kee, tikam, welfare...okeyy ah?"
Tris : "Sure no problem la, gimme 4 random numbers come..."
Ah Huat : "9413."
Tris : "##%#^&$*(#XxX..." (chanting and murmuring in some Pluto's language or so you may think while tossing holy water.)
Ah Huat : "......"
Tris : "Gao dim, take this amulet, go back burn into ashes and mix water drink, 9413 confirm tiok jackpot tomorrow. Proceed to the counter and pay RM XXXX."
Ah Huat : "But hor taikor, I no so much cash now la, can diskaun ah?"(as he's still penniless b4 his"dream" ever come true.)
Tris : "U know internet ah?"
Ah Huat : "Wah piang of cos la if not ma jin jia offbeat lak seh lo...puak kiu, puak kiao humpalang now all play internet no paperwork liao!" (proudly proclaims)
Tris : "Okok, liddat u go
http://www.kwanyinneo.com/ print the amulet out then burn and mix water drink, pay by master/visa/diner/AE installment all can...we veli high tech oso now."
Ah Huat : "................................................." (tulan -_-)

I think I can make a great fortune out of it. But this concept does sound familiar eh?

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Your ruling planet is Neptune.
Mean Distance from the Sun(AU) 30.109
Sidereal period of orbit(years) 164.79
Equatorial Radius(km) 24764
Polar Radius(km) 24340
Body rotation period(hours) 16.11
Tilt of equator to orbit(degrees) 28.8
Number of observed satellites 8

Now this is getting no fun at all, what's with all the technical jargons there?! Do I see trigonometry next?

Haiz, so much for astrology and numerology...
p/s: my greatest condolence to Dom.